'MERICA

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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therealsourpatchninja:

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

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yea, america can do it by itself 

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n-a-blue-box:

winterfuckingsoldier:

dannyrandy:

as an american i think it should have been constitutionally guaranteed that i got to see cap 2 before people from other countries i’m going to contact my senator

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jake-from-state-farm-school:

xxxxrxxxx:

youarenotyou:

covenesque:

Cold blooded lol

o m g

perfection

Yeah, bitch, America! 

jake-from-state-farm-school:

xxxxrxxxx:

youarenotyou:

covenesque:

Cold blooded lol

o m g

perfection

Yeah, bitch, America! 

ethereal-ineffability:

charmandercheesecake:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

satansgayson:

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning

The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke

ethereal-ineffability:

charmandercheesecake:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

satansgayson:

2spookysweatermeulin:

chibicrydoll:

cheezetits:

willsuckss:

SHIT I’M LATE FOR AMERICAN SCHOOL

i go to school in america and i can tell u that this is 120% accurate if we dont do this we get sent to freedom jail for not being free enough

In my school, we have to bring our pet eagles to school and whenever we don’t we get a 1 hour detention.

YOU AREN’T WEARING RED WHITE AND BLUE YOU’RE BREAKING DRESS CODE

WOW! You guys are allowed to talk in the international english, i feel so rebelious OH SHIT A TEACHER *cough* Obama gun fried chicken california cowboy kentucky george washington freedom tea boston flag

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

no sir, your mom is unconstitutional

we literally have to pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all every morning

The sad thing is the last part isn’t part of the joke

Team America - America, Fuck Yeah
679 plays

America, Fuck Yeah - Team America World Police

piratejenne:

espeonsilverfire2:

findingschmomo:

browncoat-named-cauthon:

excitabletortoise:

god bless america

I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents

Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background.

I’m not even american and I will reblog these anyday.

I unironically love these

ofamurica:

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM

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NOW WE’RE HERE

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barackobama:

jimmychrist:

barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.

omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP

barackobama:

jimmychrist:

barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.

omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP

Two Inspirational Women
1955: Rosa Parks, the woman who refused to stand up.
2013: Wendy Davis, the woman who refused to sit down